50 Shades of Grey

Hey, hey, hey, everyone it has been a bit since my last review, but I'm back baby! I had a request from an old friend to review this movie, and who am I to deny him an honest review. Well, lets get on with it:

50 Shades of Grey- Ok, in the laws of math a negative multiplied by another negative creates a positive. This cannot be used in the world of literature. For example, when a crap author inspires another crap author you will not get something amazing. Then again, there are these people out there who support this type of crap. Oh, well, I guess thats why i'm writing a blog and they are millionaires! Sigh!

Plot- Well, this billionaire playboy, super sexy model type man meets the very typical, innocent, sexy, librarian type woman. Now, right after they have an encounter he becomes interested with her. He then chases her out of lust, and he starts immediately controlling her over the phone. Later on he gives her an actual list of things he would want to do with her. Shes agrees to do some of the kinky acts, and the two proceed in acting out some intense S and M engagements.

Ok, huge problem right off the bat, the two main actors have ZERO chemistry. Now, I know this is inspired by Twilight, but that movie had something going on in the back ground to help push it along. For example, when will the vampires and werewolves begin fighting one another. If Bella and Edward have a half-breed baby, the vatican will come and kill them. I can't believe I used Twilight in a positive way, sigh. Anyway, this movie doesn't have that... it just has this relationship with sex. Whoopie DOO! I could have gotten the same out of watching soft core porn on Cinemax. Plus, no woman would allow a man to dominate them like this gentleman does so quickly. One scene, he calls her and finds out shes drinking and demands she stop immediately. No girl I know, would allow such a thing to happen. They would just hung the phone like nothing happened. Especially, with a guy they just met, oh wait hes filthy rich... never mind the woman would deal with it!

Final Verdict- 2/10 Freaking snore fest... I would say save your money and watch this on Netflix, which you pay a month payment, but you're still required to still sit there wasting your time!

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